Does Eminem Fuck?

I’m talking to you, Marshall Mathers

I was faced with a very important question last night. I was looking at pictures of Eminem on my phone. I was recalling my elementary school fantasies about John Mayer and it begged the question, who else did I fantasize about back then? I remembered my major crush on Eminem. I have been a fan of his work since 2002 or so. I was 9 years old, blasting his rap in my room…